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This post was published on 22/05/08 in Condomania.
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This post was published on 22/05/08 in Condomania.
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Tags: Condoms, The Wisdom of Whores.
Comment by Candy Gourlay, 23/05/08, 01:28:
durian flavoured … i’m a homesick southeast asian but never ever homesick for durian. highly recommended for chastity campaigners trying to put people off sex forever.
Comment by Chris Green, 24/05/08, 03:11:
Obviously I’m missing something, but it seems to me that we can only experience flavoured condoms if we indulge in oral sex – unless there’s something (else) about the female anatomy that I don’t understand.
To me, if I want to get the durian flavour, I’d rather suck a durian-flavoured iced-lolly than a durian-flavoured penis. But if I am indulging in oral sex, what I want (among others) is ‘natural’ flavour (flesh, preferably clean), rather than the rather unpleasant (to me) combination of latex and lubricant – or durian. Is there really no demand for a flesh-flavoured condom, or would it be too difficult to produce or to promote?
Comment by Lee Rudolph, 24/05/08, 12:03:
“But if I am indulging in oral sex, what I want (among others) is ‘natural’ flavour (flesh, preferably clean)”
I think (hope) you mean ‘skin’, not ‘flesh’. That minor point aside, your plan is brilliant. As to whether it would “be too difficult to produce or to promote”, I am guessing that neither is so–the world has simply been waiting for someone (you) to come along and think outside the box. As it were.
In fact, there is a long and honorable tradition of jokes on this theme (documented by the late Gershon Legman in his magesterial _Rationale of the Dirty Joke_), which shows that the idea has arisen before, but also that (at least if we adopt Legman’s post-Freudian perspective) it aroused anxiety that had to be deflected by joking, so as to prevent any other action.
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