The federal government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government’s political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you’re actually being screwed.
No chicken dinners on offer for voters here. No envelopes. No cheesy T-shirts. But motivation enough, surely. If you don’t want the eagle on your passport replaced by a condom, get out and vote.
(Thanks for the artwork to Elizabeth Osborn, and all at the inspirational St Mary’s College)