12/08/08

Ankle straps and orgasms

OK girls, listen up. First, drink a really nasty sports drink (my favourite of yore was the enticingly-named Pocari Sweat). Then hang around for half an hour. Now, strap some electrodes on to your ankles. Hang around for another half hour. This, apparently, will take a woman to a pre orgasmic plateau. From here, all you need is the Magic Touch (and US$ 140 for the ankle strap orgasmatron).

My question would be, why not get the Magic Toucher to take you to the plateau? Enough of disempowering People with Penises, already.

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