The Wisdom of Whores

The Daily Christian proposes that you Earn Your Right to Wear White. You can do it for just US$ 8.99. This next-to-nothing knickers are sure to ward off over-enthusiastic boyfriends with their trenchant message:

I’m wondering whether the Daily Christian’s aestehtics might achieve what their messages don’t. They suggest you “Size up for a looser fit”. Baggy thongs, eh? I’m thinking that the girls who take that advice might just be among the 27% or so of US virginity pledgers (pdf) who haven’t allowed hormones to get the better of good intentions by the time they leave high school.

Thanks to Salon’s Broadsheet for this one.